Godnatt

An arab at the airport:

- Name?

- Abdul al Rahzib.

- Sex?

- Three to five times a week.

- No, no...I mean Male or female?

- Male, female, sometimes camel.

- Holy cow!

- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isnt that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no deer run too fast..